F*ck Slugs T-shirt

Say what every grower is thinking.

You know the feeling. You’ve nurtured those seedlings from seed. You’ve hardened them off, planted them out, and woken up to find every last one reduced to a shimmer of slime and a memory. The slugs won again.

This t-shirt is for everyone who has ever stood in the veg patch at dusk with a torch and a very specific kind of rage. Wear it with pride. Wear it as a warning. Wear it because ‘slugs are a natural part of the ecosystem’ is something only people without a courgette plant have ever said.

100% organic combed ring-spun cotton, screen printed with all natural dyes.

Colour – Choose from Off White or Heather Haze

Size – Unisex – Available in S / M / L — see size guide in growing info below.