F*ck off I’m in the Veg Patch T-shirt

The universal out-of-office. On a t-shirt.

The emails can wait. The phone call can wait. Whatever it is, it can wait. You are in the veg patch, and that is exactly where you need to be.

There is something deeply restorative about time spent with your hands in the soil, and absolutely nothing that cannot be improved by a bit of weeding, earthing up, or standing quietly between the bean rows. This t-shirt says it so you don’t have to. Wear it in the garden. Wear it at the allotment. Wear it anywhere you’d rather be outside than in.

100% organic combed ring-spun cotton, screen printed with all natural dyes.

Colour – Choose from Off White or Heather Haze

Size – Unisex – Available in S / M / L — see size guide in growing info below.